Being a mum – 10 things I never thought I’d hear myself say
June 29, 2012
- It’s fine – just be sick in my hands.
- It’s not nice to drink from the dog’s bowl.
- Yes your willy does have a silly voice.
- Please don’t lick the dog.
- Actually, little boys can’t fly.
- I’m sorry but you can’t have a freeze ray gun on your head.
- Please don’t take that poo out of the potty.
- Bend over, I’ll wipe your bum.
- Of course you can have some of Mummy’s chocolate.
- Sorry – no more wine for me, I have to get up with Sam in the morning.