Writing workshop

Although I do enjoy writing, I’m not particularly good at it. By joining the Writing Workshop I’m hoping to improve. I won’t be improving this week though. I’ve got 2 essays from uni, a ton of reading, a messy house and I’m manic at work meaning I’m working through lunch rather than blogging.

We had a few subjects to choose from this week. I very much wanted to write about My Perfect Moment or ‘There’s something in the toilet Mummy’ but I just haven’t had the time. Instead I chose the Haiku about Housework.

I would like to apologise for my ‘effort’ this week. I’ve only had time to do a (literally) piss poor Housework Haiku. In fact, it’s not quite abstract to be called a haiku. It’s not even really about Housework! Maybe a few lines incorporating the features of a haiku and roughly to do with housework would be more appropiate. I faithfully promise to do better next week.

He wees on the floor

I have to clean it again

My nappiless Sam.

My god, that’s bad.  Sorry Josie!!