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Bloody sarcastic husband

February 8, 2011

Following on from yesterday’s random post my husband sent me this text message this morning on his way home from work:

‘Hey, morning sweetheart. Hope you got plenty of shuteye and feel totes better. Those sandwiches (I made his dinner last night, yes I am the perfect wife) were amazeballs. Glad I only had 2 though, more would have made me feel fugly. John wanted to share my chocolate. I was like whatevers mate, so I ate a fucktonne in front of him. They were awesome. Anyway, hope to see you before you go to work. Peace out sister.’

The git.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. craig murphy permalink
    February 8, 2011 1:11 pm

    That was totally awesome dude

  2. February 8, 2011 9:10 pm

    Maze-balls

  3. February 9, 2011 12:54 am

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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