3 going on 13…
Sam: Mummy, I think we need to play skittles now.
Me: I disagree, it’s nearly time for bed so we need to get your ‘jamas on.
A little while later…
Me: Come on Sam, it’s time for bed now.
Sam: Oh Mummy I disagree.
Me: (creeps in to Sam’s room & strokes his hair)
Good morning Sam! It’s up time, Dip Dap will be on soon.
Sam: (puts his finger to my lips)
Shh Mummy. It is not morningtime, I am still asleep. Leave me alone & go away.
I appear to be raising a smart arse teenager already.