My Top 5 reasons I know I’m a Mother….
I do love a good Listography but don’t often get the chance to join in. I made time this week because I just loved the title! I could have gone on forever! My top 5 are:
I’ve gone to the toilet and told everyone ‘I’m going for a poo poo’. Sam usually asks why I’m going so I’m used to volunteering this info. Work weren’t used to it though. T.M. and indeed, I.
I always, always have tissues in my bag. Sam’s nose is like a tap & he has developed an attractive trait of wiping his nose on his sleeve or on my dress/cardigan (and once, hair) if I don’t whip out a snot rag pretty rapido.
My favourite song at the moment is the theme tune to Pinky Dinky Doo & I’ve started saying ‘yes-a-rooney, pos-a-toony’. My second favourite song is the theme tune to Mike the Knight. Third is Justin’s House.
A lie in is classed as 8.30am.
Any verbal abuse I give people now is very much rated U rather than 18. Silly sausage anyone? I miss my potty mouth. Knob jockey & pussy whipped prat are no longer.
Join in with this brilliant list at Kate Takes 5.