Who am I?
I’m Emma, 33, red haired, brown eyed, compulsive dieter.
What do I do?
By day I am HR guru extraordinaire, by night I am uber-mummy to Sam (5) and Finn (born July 2013) and perfect wife to Craig. * Here and there I try to fit in blogging and housework. Blogging usually wins.
What do I like?
Instagram. Exaggerating (see above). Things that are green – eyeshadows, emeralds, handbags, dresses, shoes, kiwi fruit, apples, mojitos. My family. My iPhone. My iPad. The internet. Diet coke with ice. Ray ban aviators. Cheese. Kit Kat Chunkys. Neil Diamond. Nail varnish. Wedges (both shoe & potato). Make up. Glee. Criminal Minds. Bones. Vodka. Beer gardens. Lilies. White zinfandel. Curry. My breadmaker. Aprons. Knitting. Dorothy Perkins. Dresses with leggings. Dr Martens. Tattoos. Pulling stupid faces.
What don’t I like?
Feet. Littering. Rude people. Mushrooms. People who boast. Coriander. Tequila. Cats. Granny Murray. The fact my sister lives in Australia. Soap operas. Justin Bieber. David Blaine. The word ‘moist’.
To be a domestic goddess. A SMEG fridge (green). A new oven. More kitchen space. A fully decorated house. 2 small dogs called Gary & Ian. Hair that reaches my waist. More shoes. World peace (obviously). 4 day weeks. A vegetable patch. Someone to pay my next account off. To win the lottery so I can retire and spend my days playing with my boys and knitting.
I don’t want:
To be fat and unhealthy anymore. To lose who I am under the wife/mummy/employee etc labels. Spots.
* He may have a slightly different opinion on this